(Source: retardedwhisperer)

nobody wants a high five from me? fine, i’ll high five myself ㅠㅠ
He’d show up at my house all shy…
And then he’d be all like…you look great!
And when we get there he’ll be like…
And all the jealous bishes will be like…
But he’ll be like…
And then when we get home he’ll be all shy again…
And of course the highlight of the night…
Host: Why won’t you hang from his arm? Let’s try that. While hanging on his arm, give him a wink for encouragement.
Minho: /winks/
Guy: /spazzes/ He is so pretty.How manly Minho
gay
the wink. XD
written and sung by Forevertaemed@tumblr.com
VERSE 1
HOT AND ASIANOUS. THOSE SHINEE BOYS ARE FABULOUS
TAEKEY, WE’RE WAITING FOR THAT FIRST KISS
BUT TAEMIN FLIPS HIS HAIR INSTEAD.
AND YES, OF COURSE, BECAUSE SM LIKES TO TEASE AND TROLL OUR LOVE
BUT NO YOU DON’T WANT TO MESS WITH US
US NOONAS GOT CONNECTIONS.pre-chorus
SHINee PUTS GLITTER ON THEIR EYES
PANTS ARE TIGHT TO EMPHASIZE
TIME TO RETURN AND REDEFINE
SM, YOU TROLL. YOU TROLL.(Chorus)
SHINee COMEBACK, YOU SAY NO.
ALL THE LOVE IS FOR EXO.
APRIL COMEBACK? GOD, WHO KNOWS?
SM, HONEY, YOU’RE A TROLL.
YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE.
YOUR VIDEOS COME OUT LATE
TOUR LOCATIONS ARE INSANE
JAPANESE ALBUMS KILL THE BANK
BUT WE LOVE YOU ANYWAY
YOU BROUGHT OUR BOYS TO FAME.(Verse 2)
EXO IS THE SHIT.
I’M RUNNING OUT OF MONEY JUST THINKING IT.
BUT SHAWOL NEEDS ARE SERIOUS.
WE’RE ALL GOING DELIRIOUS.
AND I’M JUST TALKING TRUTH
WE LOVE EXO, OH YES, WE DO.
WE’RE DYING INSIDE, WATCHING KAI DANCE
CRYING ALL THE TIME, IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE.(repeat pre-chorus and chorus)
(Bridge)
GIVE US WHAT WE WANT.
MINHO, JONGHYUN, TAEMIN, JINKI, KIBUM…..SHINee COMEBACK, YOU SAY NO.
ALL THE LOVE IS FOR EXO.
APRIL COMEBACK? GOD, WHO KNOWS?
SM, HONEY, YOU’RE A TROLL.
YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE.
YOUR VIDEOS COME OUT LATE
TOUR LOCATIONS ARE INSANE
JAPANESE ALBUMS KILL THE BANK
BUT WE LOVE YOU ANYWAY
YOU BROUGHT OUR BOYS TO FAME.